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house plants and other greenery Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts

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house plants and other greenery Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up ThoughtsHave you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you? Maybe you think you and your leafy companions are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and forgot to water them for a week. Or maybe things are a little more twisted. Houseplants and Their Fucked Up Thoughts is a laugh out loud, illustrated gift book that imagines what your favorite ferns, succulents, and tropicals are really thinkingand its not pretty. Maybe your

Have you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you?

Maybe you think you and your leafy companions are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and forgot to water them for a week. Or maybe… things are a little more twisted.

Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts is a laugh-out-loud, illustrated gift book that imagines what your favorite ferns, succulents, and tropicals are really thinking—and it’s not pretty. Maybe your fiddle-leaf fig finds you pathetic. Your majesty palm is deeply disdainful. And is it possible your philodendron has been eyeing your man?

Packed with witty one-liners and hilariously relatable plant humor, this funny houseplant book is perfect for anyone who talks to their plants—and suspects they’re talking back. With sharp captions and vibrant plant portraits, it’s the ultimate present for the plant parent, plant killer, or green-thumbed goddess in your life.

Just because your plants can’t speak doesn’t mean they don’t have a lot to say. Open this book… if you dare.

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Drago
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 5
Beautiful and very easy to install
Size: 4 pcs: 15.7*5.7, Color: White
They look great and very easy to install, I really recommend this product.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 28, 2026
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Jodi Cook
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 3
Just Ok.
Size: 4 pcs: 15.7*5.7, Color: Maple Wood, Size: 4 pcs: 15.7*5.7, Color: Maple Wood
They look nice but they aren’t sturdy and do not hold much weight. I’ve bought better ones on Amazon.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 12, 2026
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Mrs. Buyer
New York, US
★★★★★ 5
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Size: 6 pcs: 15.7*5.7, Color: White
Really good wall amounts. I used the drywall anchors and it feels sturdy. I put like a 3 pound Crystal on it and it’s holding perfectly fine. I also was able to paint them with no problem would buy again.
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Tarra
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
great shelves
Color: C. White - Modern Minimalist Style, Number Of Shelves: 3, Size: 36inches
These are a a great set of floating shelves! They were easy to install, feel sturdy, and look clean and modern on the wall. The set of three is perfect for displaying decor, photos, plants or small storage items while adding extra space without taking up room. Great quality, stylish, and a simple way to upgrade any space. They work perfect for my figurines to be displayed.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 19, 2026
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KadeeH
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 5
Great shelves
Color: A. Black - Universal Classic Style, Number Of Shelves: 3, Size: 22.5inches
Easy to hang and look great in my office. I love the little divot along the edge. Helps to keep pictures from sliding.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 29, 2026

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