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house plants and their f up thoughts

house plants and their f up thoughts Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts

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house plants and their f up thoughts Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up ThoughtsHave you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you? Maybe you think you and your leafy companions are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and forgot to water them for a week. Or maybe things are a little more twisted. Houseplants and Their Fucked Up Thoughts is a laugh out loud, illustrated gift book that imagines what your favorite ferns, succulents, and tropicals are really thinkingand its not pretty. Maybe your

Have you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you?

Maybe you think you and your leafy companions are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and forgot to water them for a week. Or maybe… things are a little more twisted.

Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts is a laugh-out-loud, illustrated gift book that imagines what your favorite ferns, succulents, and tropicals are really thinking—and it’s not pretty. Maybe your fiddle-leaf fig finds you pathetic. Your majesty palm is deeply disdainful. And is it possible your philodendron has been eyeing your man?

Packed with witty one-liners and hilariously relatable plant humor, this funny houseplant book is perfect for anyone who talks to their plants—and suspects they’re talking back. With sharp captions and vibrant plant portraits, it’s the ultimate present for the plant parent, plant killer, or green-thumbed goddess in your life.

Just because your plants can’t speak doesn’t mean they don’t have a lot to say. Open this book… if you dare.

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Nancy Jane
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
Really nice!
Color: Cream
Very attractive and more expensive looking than its cost. I have it in red, too.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 7, 2025
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J-Man
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 5
Nice Tray
Color: Black
Nice tray!
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L K
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 5
Versatile and decent size
Color: Black, Color: Black
I love little trays for random things. I saw this and had to get it. I ordered the black one. It came nicely packaged in a box that protected it from any damage during transport. It is approximately 8” x 8” x 1.6.” It is made of faux leather and MDF. It is supposedly water-resistant, but I have tested that. The interest in smooth, while the exterior walls have vertical ridges. The bottom is smooth. It’s heavy enough so it doesn’t side around. I have used it for numerous things: jewelry, pens and notepads, keys and sunglasses, perfume, medications, change, remotes, and change. It’s a handy and modern piece that could suit most people.
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loumarjr
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 5
Small Valet Tray Nightstand Organizer (Black)
Color: Black, Color: Black
I really love the leather look of this valet tray. It’s both stylish and functional, giving a classy touch to my nightstand while keeping small items neatly organized. The PU leather finish feels smooth, looks high-end, and the construction feels sturdy. Pros: Elegant PU leather design with a textured finish Compact 8x8 inch size fits perfectly on nightstands, dressers, or desks Multi-purpose — great for keys, watches, jewelry, remotes, or glasses Water-resistant surface makes it easy to wipe clean Adds a decorative touch while being practical Makes a thoughtful and stylish gift Cons: The sides are a little low, so bulkier items may slide out Only available in limited colors compared to some other organizers Overall, this is a really nice valet tray. It looks more expensive than it is, keeps my essentials in one place, and adds a clean, organized look to my space. Definitely worth it if you like the leather aesthetic!
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Reviewed in the United States on September 20, 2025
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Rainstorm
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 5
Fits many trinkets and looks good
Color: Black
Simple little organizer for trinkets. Easy to snap together into a box shape and holds keys, pens, vapes, and other bits and pieces. My partner is happy I ordered it!
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Reviewed in the United States on October 4, 2025

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