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house plants and their fucked up thoughts book

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house plants and their fucked up thoughts book Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up ThoughtsHave you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you? Maybe you think you and your leafy companions are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and forgot to water them for a week. Or maybe things are a little more twisted. Houseplants and Their Fucked Up Thoughts is a laugh out loud, illustrated gift book that imagines what your favorite ferns, succulents, and tropicals are really thinkingand its not pretty. Maybe your

Have you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you?

Maybe you think you and your leafy companions are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and forgot to water them for a week. Or maybe… things are a little more twisted.

Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts is a laugh-out-loud, illustrated gift book that imagines what your favorite ferns, succulents, and tropicals are really thinking—and it’s not pretty. Maybe your fiddle-leaf fig finds you pathetic. Your majesty palm is deeply disdainful. And is it possible your philodendron has been eyeing your man?

Packed with witty one-liners and hilariously relatable plant humor, this funny houseplant book is perfect for anyone who talks to their plants—and suspects they’re talking back. With sharp captions and vibrant plant portraits, it’s the ultimate present for the plant parent, plant killer, or green-thumbed goddess in your life.

Just because your plants can’t speak doesn’t mean they don’t have a lot to say. Open this book… if you dare.

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New York, US
★★★★★ 5
Get it and Use it!!
Format: Paperback
Did not get to attend an Ivy or a Top 20 / 30 / 50 most selective University / College?? - But still want to make sure you don't lose out in comparison with those students who did?? Then go get yourself a physical copy of this book - read it, use it - choose some strategies and implement it. If you did - you will ensure that you maximized your college experience and did not lose out because you didn't land up going to those selective colleges. And even if you are in those selective colleges - you can use this book to maximize the value of your opportunities during your stay at those Universities. Good Luck in your quest!!!!
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Miss Riki
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 5
Wise Advice for the College-Bound Student
Format: Kindle
I read this book after reading Newport's other study guide How to Become a Straight A Student and was looking forward to more of his easy to understand, quickly read nuggets of wisdom. Although I found the advice in his previous book to be more helpful, I did fine some words of advice that I will surely put to use in my upcoming semester. Among the gems I found, Newport reminds students to "Study in Fifty-Minute Chunks" and "Learn to Listen." In these short chapters there are ideas to help the student better utilize their time by minimizing distractions and knowing exactly what to listen for in a lecture. By far my favorite and most memorable line from this book is "A good analogy is that writing is to a college student what shooting hoops is to a basketball player." Wise advice indeed. I would recommend this book to high school an college students alike. The chapters are short and jam packed with good advice.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 25, 2012
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Erin Kennedy
Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 3
Good for some
Format: Paperback
Good advice but it's written for college students that don't work. Not for someone who goes to night school like I do.
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K. Seely
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 5
An excellent story well worth a read
Format: Kindle
This was so well written, I loved every second of it. It was a lovely take on vampires and what they are or can be. Spoilers: This wasn’t an easy read for me. How Miyako’s parents acted… that was my parents only worse in a lot of ways and only better in that they never hit me as an adolescent. So reading this brought up memories of the abuse I suffered. Even so, it is a really good story and I highly recommend. I hope to read more of her stories soon and follow Miyako and see how she and her family grow as characters.
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TheRealDan
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 5
I really loved this book and the characters!
Format: Kindle
I enjoyed this way more than I expected! I cared for the characters and there was so much to this -vampires, witches, trans, lesbians..... The story was really well done and I will read more by the author.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 24, 2025

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