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cute succulent phrases My Emotional Baggage Tote - Funny Retro Cotton Canvas Pocket Tote

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cute succulent phrases My Emotional Baggage Tote - Funny Retro Cotton Canvas Pocket ToteFinally, a bag big enough for all your issues. JKThey would NOT all fit in here, silly. Our "My Emotional Baggage" cotton canvas tote is for everyone who's fully aware their life is a beautiful disaster and has made peace with it. Featuring bold retro typography, with a perfectly placed reality check in smaller print below. Because self awareness is the first step to well, still carrying all that baggage around, just with better style. Whether you're

Finally, a bag big enough for all your issues. JK—They would NOT all fit in here, silly.

Our "My Emotional Baggage" cotton canvas tote is for everyone who's fully aware their life is a beautiful disaster and has made peace with it. Featuring bold retro typography, with a perfectly placed reality check in smaller print below. Because self-awareness is the first step to... well, still carrying all that baggage around, just with better style.

Whether you're running errands while internally screaming, heading to therapy (again), or just embracing the beautiful shit show that is your life, this tote is your spirit animal. Perfect for the self-aware hot mess, the "I'm doing my best" crowd, and anyone who's stopped pretending they have it all together.

Spoiler alert: None of us do. At least you're honest about it.

Why you'll love this self-aware disaster carry-all:

  • Premium medium-weight pigment-dyed gusseted 100% cotton canvas with reinforced stitching—built to survive your chaos
  • Roomy 18.7" L x 4.2" W x 11.7" H size—fits your laptop, snacks, and approximately 3% of your unresolved issues
  • Long 24" handles for comfortable shoulder carrying (you're already lugging around enough emotional weight, might as well make the physical stuff easier)
  • Sizable exterior pocket 7.5" W x 8" H for quick access to your phone, wine opener, or whatever gets you through the day
  • Retro design with brutally honest fine print—because if you're gonna be a mess, might as well own it with style

Handmade by Shittay Day Designs, Made in USA

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Jenny Atkinson
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 5
I had had it with cheaply functioning wine bottle openers!
Color: Silver, Number of Items: 1
I like a manually functioning wine bottle opener. This one is smooth and easy to use and I didn't feel like I would cut my finger when removing the cork from the opener. Would definitely recommend!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 20, 2026
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Rhonda B.
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
Great price and feels like quality.
Color: Silver, Number of Items: 1
Solid, feels like quality. Great price!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 5, 2026
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Jeff Panting
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 3
Mid
Color: Silver, Number of Items: 1
Not total garbage, but not high quality either. Looks, feels, and performs like a cheap wine opener.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 15, 2026
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The Glitzy One
Belleville, US
★★★★★ 5
Quality wine opener.
Color: 7-in-1 Silver, Size: Rechargeable Set
I really like this wine opener. It's well made. The foil cutter is metal unlike the last one I had that was plastic and broke. The wine stopper works well to take air out of the bottle and seal it. It also has a cool blue light that comes on when in use and charging.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 29, 2026
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April Gehring
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 5
works great
Color: 7-in-1 Silver, Size: Rechargeable Set
I bought this as a gift for friends and they love it. They use it all the time. It works great and the accessories are nice too. The have had it for 3 months and it seems to be holding up well.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 7, 2026

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